The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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