Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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