Well apparently he's into motor boating.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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