I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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