I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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