So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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