conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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