this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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