my vag is so smooth its legendary
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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