The maid of honor just puked.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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