My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Randomize
