i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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