Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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