EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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