We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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