I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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