You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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