Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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