i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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