You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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