Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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