i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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