just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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