All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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