Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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