that's an acceptable place to lick
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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