is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
two words...techno handjob
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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