She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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