I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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