I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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