This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Even my vagina gasped.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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