So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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