Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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