My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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