Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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