I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
only if we run a train.
done.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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