I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she pinky promised me she was 18
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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