so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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