So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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