ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
