I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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