Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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