My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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She bit a glass in half.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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