I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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