He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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