one word: firstdatebathroomanal
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She bit a glass in half.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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