nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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