she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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