Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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