Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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