I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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