i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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