the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We have so much sex to catch up on
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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