their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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